But, wait! There's more.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Live Free or Die: the end of Ho-hos, Ding Dongs and Twinkies





It's official: Hostess Brands goes bust. The maker of Twinkies, Ho-Hos and Ding Dongs, filed for bankruptcy protection for the second time since 2004 in the face of mounting debt, skyrocketing prices for ingredients and the adoption of more healthful lifestyles.



I am calling Mitt's friends at Bain Capital immediately. They can step in, buy the company, fire the workers and completely automate it. Surely this will lower costs. This viscous, heartless attack on the very core of the American enterprise junk food industry shall not stand. You will have to rip the Twinkies and Ho Hos from my cold dead hand.


(Which may be soon if I don't stop eating this crap.)

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Buh-bye 2011

Bin Laden has crossed the legendary Siraat bridge into history and oblivion. So has Moammar Gadhafi. At least we won't have to argue anymore about how to spell their names.
The Bush/Rove war is over; at least our part of it. US foreign policy regarding Iraq is now quite simple and without the usual obviscations: if you want to live in peace and democracy or tear yourselves apart, we could, officially, care less.


And,  unlike The Terminator,  we will NOT be back.

Not only is Republican leader John Boehner's complexion the color of cinnamon toast, he is toast! Buh- bye to Newt. Buh-bye to Rick. Perry and Santorum. Buh-bye to Herman...the list  goes on.  We hardly knew ye. (Nor did we want to. )

Scenario: they've all dropped like flies. It's May or June 2012, the Republi-cons are seriously panicking. Or, in their case, panicking, seriously. Ron Paul has gone down in flames after the white power newsletter scandals. Donald Trump has withdrawn his support from everyone and has put on his pouty face (the one he wears all the time.) Michelle Bachman implodes when her husband leaves her for a guy. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

The field is empty. Like the GOP's moral conscience.


Then, without warning, from out of the swampy brown water of the polluted Florida everglades, emerges....

... JEB BUSH!!! dragging the corpse of Karl Rove behind him. Corpse on the right, Jeb on the left.

Can you say "Landslide?"

Not a bad 2011. (OK, the Kardashian's are still on TV. And Rachel Maddow is talking too fast and very loudly. Rachel, stay on those ADD meds; I think they're helping.)

Otherwise, not bad at all. Wishing you a great 2012.

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The changing cultural landscape.

Happy Mother's Day.
To ALL mothers,
gay and straight,
traditional and uncoventional.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

BUDGET WOES TRIM SPIDERMAN MUSICAL

(AP). Producers of "Spiderman: Turn off the dark", the most expensive broadway musical ever created, have begun tightening the budget of the troubled production. The new title: "Spiderman: Turn Off" will save millions in shorter newspaper and TV ad space and smaller signs outside the Foxworthy Theatre where the show has been in previews since 1977.


Sunday, January 30, 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road? For over 50 years, Harold Pinter refused to answer the question. Now he's dead. We'll never know. (BTW, how's your old mum?)

Sometimes the critics get it wrong.

Full disclosure: I happen to think Harold Pinter is the finest dramatist in the modern English-speaking theatre. "The Birthday Party" is his finest play. And, while I hate lists of the "most" or the "best" or the "greatest," I  must succumb to my belief that it is the second most important modern play after Tennessee Williams' "The Glass Menagerie."

Pinter, shortly before his death in 2008.
As for drama critics, while I like and appreciate some of them as useful evaluators of popular culture and some as solid, even brilliant writers, (particularly Rich and Brantley of the NY Times), many
inevitably just don't get it, as they didn't with "The Birthday Party" in its first production. It's fascinating to see the earliest reviews of the play now that it's recognized as a modern classic.

Here are a excerpts from the major reviews of  the 1958 premiere.

Selected by Maddy Costa

"The author never got down to earth long enough to explain what his play was about, so I can't tell you. But I can give you some sort of sketch of what happens, and to whom.

To begin with, there is Meg, who lets lodgings in a seaside town. She is mad. Thwarted maternity is (I think) her trouble and it makes her go soppy over her unsavoury lodger, Stanley.

Patrick Magee as McCann
in the 1968 film version

He is mad, too. He strangles people. And I think he must have strangled one person too many, because a couple of very sinister (and quite mad) characters arrive, bent on - I suppose - vengeance ...

The one sane character is Meg's husband, but sanity does him no good. He is a deeply depressed little man, a deckchair attendant by profession. Oh well. I can give him one word of cheer. He might have been a dramatic critic, condemned to sit through plays like this."

WA Darlington, Daily Telegraph, May 20

"At the end of the third act of Harold Pinter's The Birthday Party . . . a young girl flounces out of a seedy boarding-house, where she has narrowly escaped strangulation - but not seduction - with the words, "I know what you're doing. I've got a shrewd idea." Here Lulu, for that is her name, has an unfair advantage, for although the author must have explained his play to the cast, he gives no clues to the audience . . . What [it all] means, only Mr Pinter knows, for as his characters speak in non sequiturs, half-gibberish and lunatic ravings, they are unable to explain their actions, thoughts or feelings. If the author can forget Beckett, Ionesco and Simpson, he may do better next time."
Robert Shaw's brilliant performance
as Stanley in the 1968 film directed by
William Friedkin from Pinter's screenplay.

MWW, Guardian, May 21

"Harold Pinter's first play comes in the school of random dottiness deriving from Beckett and Ionesco ... The message, the moral, and any possible moments of enjoyment, eluded me.

Apart from a seaside ticket-collector and a bare-legged floozy, all the characters seemed to me to be in an advanced state of pottiness or vitamin deficiency, and quite possibly both at once."

Derek Granger, Financial Times, May 25


Sheila Hancock and Justin Salinger
in the Lyric Hammersmith UK
50-year revival in 2008.
"The writing contains some effective and even witty non sequiturs, which have led several critics to compare Mr Pinter with NF Simpson. The analogy breaks down in one vital respect. Mr Simpson uses a surrealist technique to say things that could not be said in any other way. Mr Pinter employs a similar technique to say something that could easily be said in many other ways; has, indeed, often been said in them: for the notion that society enslaves the individual can hardly be unfamiliar to any student of the cinema or the realistic theatre. That is why Mr Pinter sounds frivolous, even when he is being serious; and why Mr Simpson is serious, even when he sounds frivolous."
Kenneth Tynan, Observer, May 25


Ron Boussom,  the finest Stanley
I've ever seen in a 1971 production
at South Coast Rep..As the director,
I am of course hopelessly biased.
Among the few who understood -- that Pinter was a major new talent  who embraced an entirely original form of playwriting which sounded an ominous warning about the perilously thin ice on which our post-war society was foundering -- was Harold Hobson of the London Times.
 
"I am willing to risk whatever reputation I have as a judge of plays by saying . . . that Mr Pinter, on the evidence of this work, possesses the most original, disturbing and arresting talent in theatrical London.

Theatrically speaking, The Birthday Party is absorbing. It is witty. Its characters . . . are fascinating. The plot, which consists, with all kinds of verbal arabesques and echoing explorations of memory and fancy, of the springing of a trap, is first-rate. The whole play has the same atmosphere of delicious, impalpable and hair-raising terror which makes The Turn of the Screw one of the best stories in the world.

Pinter in a newspaper interview in 1958,
after  London critics savaged the play.

Mr Pinter has got hold of a primary fact of existence. We live on the verge of disaster . . . There is terror everywhere. Meanwhile, it is best to make jokes (Mr Pinter's jokes are very good), and to play blind man's buff, and to bang on a toy drum, anything to forget the slow approach of doom. The Birthday Party is a Grand Guignol of the susceptibilities.

The fact that no one can say precisely what it is about, or give the address from which the intruding Goldberg and McCann come, or say precisely why it is that Stanley is so frightened of them, is, of course, one of its greatest merits. It is exactly in this vagueness that its spine-chilling quality lies. If we knew just what Miles had done, The Turn of the Screw would fade away. As it is, Mr Pinter has learned the lesson of the Master. Henry James would recognise him as an equal."
Harold Hobson, Sunday Times, May 25

Harold Pinter, 1930 - 2008.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

WAR OF WORDS. Sheriff Clarence Dupnik: "Arizona has become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry." SAY WHAT?

As someone who has spent a lifetime working with words, it strikes me that, in the current discussion about what influence free speech had on the Tucson shooter, we might be overlooking the obvious.

It's ironic that even a simple, apparently harmless metaphor can easily get lost in the shuffle of argument and debate. As many of you know, I am a huge fan and defender of Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik. But even this gentle, courageous man inadvertently used a curious phrase in his first press conference. "(Arizona) has become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry."

While many discuss the merits of his argument (and I doubt that Arizona is culpable of anything more serious than hanging too many pseudo adobe red tile roofs on virtually every building in the state), his use of the word "mecca" is troubling. For Muslims, of course, Mecca is the the most sacred spot on the planet, the holy birthplace of Muhammad, the prophet of Islam. So, inadvertently and without intent, I am sure, to offend or demonize, Dupnik uses what many Muslims would find to be an unfortunate, if not inappropriate metaphor.

Would there be a different reaction if he'd said "Arizona has become the Vatican, or the Jerusalem, for prejudice and bigotry"? So far as I am able to determine, his use of "mecca" has slipped under the radar unnoticed. We're so busy talking about who's right and who's wrong, who whipped up the political climate enough to cause the shooter to take action, who is taking all of this way too seriously, take it easy, he's just an isolated nut with an axe to grind.

If Clarence Dupnik, who has shown himself to be an honorable and decent man, both by his dedicated service of over 50 years in law enforcement and his words of courage last Saturday, can say something that could be perceived as deeply offensive to billions of people (most of whom don't live in, nor have ever heard of Arizona), how carefully should the rest of us choose our words?

This is not about political correctness. Nor is it nit-picking or hair-splitting (or even the semiotics of cross-hairs in the analysis of political graphics). What we learned from our parents about 'sticks and stones breaking our bones but words never hurting' is just plain wrong. Words DO matter. They matter a lot. They sometimes hurt.

And we should choose which ones we use with more care.